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“Practice-Swing”; The perfect gift for every single person in your family.

November 29, 2016

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Practice Swing is not just the easy gift for the swing dancers in your life.

So your uncle is currently serving a sentence for an incident at Sea World that all began with the good intention of freeing a killer whale. With plenty of reading time on his hands, Practice Swing will help him understand how to “play the game” while still staying true to his own character, and the sections on partner communication will give him crucial advice in forging healthy compromise with his cell mate, Hurricane.

So your non-dancing friend is trying to simultaneously rise to the top of his multi-national conglomerate head-hunting corporation, and eventually ask out the cute guy at the gym. Practice Swing will teach him how to be his own coach to victory, and the section on anatomically and aesthetically-pleasing good posture will allow to impress both the shadowy head of his company, Candler Bryant, and, the cute guy at the gym, who’s name he discovers is also Candler Bryant. Practice Swing will prepare him for the tricky road ahead.

So your great-grandmother has been having trouble installing her Linco transmission into her ’77 Challenger, and Gladys Ethelberry’s Camero has been revving engines at traffic lights all around town itching for a fight. Practice Swing will give her the useful mental tools she needs to re-focus her attention and plan for success. And failing all that, at 450 pages, the book can soak up a lot of grease.

There you go: Practice Swing: Perfect for all holiday gifts, even belated ones.

Also, please note that your purchase of Practice Swing helps directly support an artist.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. November 29, 2016 8:14 pm

    Welp… I’m sold.

    Just bought my copy!

  2. November 29, 2016 11:24 pm

    Looks good. Just shared on twitter :) Best of luck with sales!

  3. December 5, 2016 10:50 pm

    Bought my copy recently! Looking forward to working my way through it! :)

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